Archive for May, 2006

What’s in a name?

Does this package make my butt look funny?

Hmm …

It’s tough to say if it’s because of the play on words, or maybe it was overlooked in the package production, but I don’t think having a product called Assets with a line pointing directly to the buttocks is something women would be clammering in line to purchase.

I can almost see the commerical.

Woman 1: “How do you keep your figure in such great shape?”

Woman 2: “I use Assets.”

Woman 1: “Where can I get some of those?”

Woman 2: “Just look at your nearest Target in the women’s section. Look for the product pointing to the area we’re all trying to hide” (said with a wink of course).

P.S. Please hit “refresh” on your browser today. The site is back to its classic look.

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